5 Knuckle Shuffle is The Most Fun A Guy Can Have Without Having To Be Responsible For Pregnancy or Suffer Any Sexual Diseases
Me & my-undefined-status-but-my-private-doctor-ex have some hilarious laughs because we imagine what would it be when we’re becoming parents and giving this kind of advice to our son
“Your little body is changing. It’s all good believe me, kid..Problem now is everytime we jerk the gerkhin, we end up with a lot of unwanted, sticky, white stuff everywhere, right?
So first order of business, no more socks, they’re expensive, gumming up the works plumbing-wise..And you may think ‘what do i do with the pearl jam if i can’t spew it into Mr.Sock?’..
Glad you ask..You can have a lovely tugging the tiger in the shower each morning that eliminates the need for a goo-glove. But the day is long, Masturbation is fun. So unless we want to take four or five showers everyday, we’re gonna need some options here..Let’s start with the basics.
Tissues, perfectly acceptable backstop for all that creamy italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft-sensitive skin, not to mention they can stick to your dickhead like a bandaid.
From here we move on to more lubricated flak catchers, specifically bananas. Step one, peel the banana, step two slip the peel over your dick, start pitching now..for extra credit warm up the peel in the microwave, not too hot.
Also olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and vaseline can also be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube is lube, so save your allowance, invest in some soon.
Moving on, when you tug your dick on the toilet, shoot right into the bowl. In bed, a soft T-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don’t mind tossing after tossing.
There’s no such thing as polishing that raised sceptir of love too much. It reduces stress. It enhances immune function. Also practice makes perfect, right?..So work on your control now, while you’re a solo artist, you’ll be playing some long, happy duets in the future..All right, son, class dismissed.”
Hihihihihihihi…lessons learned, the joy of 5 knuckle shuffle..hehehe..so would we be a cool parents with that kind of advice to our son??..hihihihihihi..thanks to weeds.
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