Bencoooonggg!!!

This week, for me, is a week full of feuds and frauds..yeahhh, so crowded that i kept repeating ‘Bencoooong!!’ everytime i got dizzily mad.

I was having dinner with my friends, two gay guys, on a food stall in Salemba, 8 PM..while gossiping (i prefer to said it’s gossiping since ‘gossip’ seems to be a more popular yet glamorous word than ‘chat’ or ‘talk’) and eating of course, two trannies buzz in right to the front of our table, Tranny # 1 sang a dangdut karaoke while Tranny # 2 shook his body and danced through with strippa-ish moves..We kept gossiping and ignored the trannies, and all of a sudden Tranny # 2 can’t had enough so he toss away my friend’s orange juice and he start yelling in his most ngondek’tune while the tranny also burnt with anger as well (maybe he got his period..hihihihihi)

“ehhhh..kurang ajar ya loooo” * friend in ngondek tune*
“iiiiihhh..bencong jugaaaa..ehhh hargain orang nyanyi donkkkk..nyari duit nih tcongggg!!” *in more-ngondek tune*
“bencong nista loo..udah sana jauh ke taman lawang” *in ngondek tune, ready to tossed the ice in his glass*

Next thing i know, Tranny # 1 jumped in and tossed his kecrekan to my friend while me & the other friend yelled in such a ‘ngondek’ way..then my friend tossed the ice and the full glass of water to both trannies..luckily the staffs in the food stall buzz in and dragged the trannies out while they kept yelling

“dasarrrr, bencong munaaaaaaa…awas lo yaaaa” *in the most-ngondek tune i ever heard in my life*

The feud caused attention from the surroundings, some giggled, some laughed out loud, some scared..yeahh, it’s very rare to find Congfight in the public, yeah, that was fit into Fa’s term ‘bencong teriak bencong’..having seen the trannies dragged out, i calmly mumbled

“Bencong!!!”

Then in a cyber-life, the feud about some frauds continued, some tried to manipulate, some feel offended, some feel the urge to gave unimportant comment, bottom line is, it’s more to a nerve-feud..out of the feud i heard someone talked bad about me, yeeeeeaaahh, like it’s the very first time, d’oohh??

“Bencoooooooonng!!”

I’ve stated clearly and out loud

“I don’t dissin’ someone on the internet, if people wanted to fight me, let’s get down and dirty face to face and i’ll show you how a biatch really smacked people down”

and yet, the feud still continue and the more i saw it, the more i find it disgusting, especially with some fake ones who kept brought the feud, talk trashes with the words full of ‘animal’ stuff to some people i know, but didn’t showed the true face yet..puh-leaseeeee, spare me the drama!!..i furiously yelled

“Bencoooooooooonngggg!!!”

The B word still continue through the week

Internet in my residence had errors, every night, i kept complaining but no progress yet

“Bencoooooonngg!!”

I planned a ‘Curhat Buat Sahabat’ scene with Aa after we both having a movie marathon at Blitz til midnight, but then right after we arrived at Olala Thamrin, his boyfriend called asking to picked him up..so gone are my ‘Curhat Buat Sahabat’ scene..damn, that tjong!!

“Bencooooooonngg!!”

My boss asked this completely perfect proposal (in my POV) need to be revised, had the budget recalculated and had it translated to english and had me time to did all that just one day.

“Bencooooooonngg!!”

This morning, i went out for some breakfast, crossed rue de centre Salemba i got hit by bajaj

“Bencooooooonngg!!”

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